aintnobodygottimeforthisfandom:

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

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8 minutes ago // 205,678 notes
  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

23 minutes ago // 317,493 notes

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

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1 hour ago // 147,031 notes

spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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5 hours ago // 215,966 notes

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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6 hours ago // 514,240 notes
my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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8 hours ago // 49,864 notes

nigiris:

korra: i cant believe this… toph?
toph: *sitting naked by a river smoking weed and eating raw fish* sup 

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8 hours ago // 4,464 notes
princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch